magnetholic: and then i saw her face now im a believer not a trace of doubt in my mind im in love im a believer i couldnt leave her if i tried
soggy: my grandfather is such a dick. he called me and asked how i was doing and i told him about how i broke a glass earlier washing the dishes and literally took 2 minutes asking me constantly if i know how to wash dishes and that a woman should do it and he was talking shit about my mom and i just hope he has a stroke inside win dixie or s/t oh no, dude old people suck, most of them are...
patmaheiny: “Helloooo, Sea Creatures! I bring you greetings from APPLE WORLD!” “Huh?! … WAIT!” “WE” “WILL” “BURY” “YOOOOOU!!!”
hotbabysitter: I’m pretty sure this kid’s life was over immediately after this aired. OHMYGODKID